disclaimer: some here are paraphrased because i oh so have a photographic memory. hehe. but the gist is here. don't worry, hindi ako imbentor. and some are inside jokes, so bear with this post. to the rest who knows these peeps, enjoy ^_~
anyway... some memorable quotable quotes from the accenture-amex test posse during the the trip to baguio. f-u-n!
the chase@the van going to mines view passing by forest-like garden
dialogue among jay, harold and alvin
jay: bilis takbuhan kayo, kunwari hinahabol mo si harold may dalang kutsilyo. tapos naka-hubad si harold, ang halay daw kaya sasaksakin
alvin: sama ka jay
jay: hindi pwede, ako yung direktor eh
espadahanreferring to harold and alvin's chase with knives
mhafe: oo... sige mag-espadahan kayo (sabay tawang nakakaloka)
all: grabeh, mhafe oh!
snores@the house, the morning after
glenish to fg and alvin
glenish: grabeh, nagsasagutan kayo ng hilik kagabi ah
selle: para kayong nag-uusap
alvin: oo, sinasabi ni sir fg yung pangalan ni sweet
fg: hindi, pangalan mo yun
hypnotize@the van, jay and amiel looking at each other, as if playing a game
amiel staring intently at jay's eyes. me looking at them clueless.
jay: ay hindi, nakatitig siya sa contacts ko, purple kasi.
kiss me@the van, saturday morning, on the road, nearing the lion's head
mhafe to amiel: sige, kiss mo yung lion ah
alvin: o sige, kiss mo koall: *shocked*
//apparently, explaining later that day. he meant, "sige, kiss mo ko para sa lion"
oldjay with an older peeps' accent, during his banters
jay: harojosko!
songer@the van going home, many are asleep or tired or quiet
radio's playing the song, "i love you, goodbye"
glenish and her singing voice singing the song. alvin looking at the back
alvin: ay ikaw pala yun, kala ko kung sinong anghel yun
glenish: ay... than--
jay: anghel ng kadiliman
all: waaahhh!
model@the van, jay looking fab. peeps chattin', when jay blurted
jay: uu, pwedeng pang-model no
glenish: oo, model ng pagpag
*referring to the pagpag docu on channel 7 the night before*
the academyreferring to accenture-amex's barobaybay fundraiser
relating to test team's "academy"
jay is the professor
fg is the principal
alvin is the prefect of discipline/guidance counselor
jojo is the internation liaison
harold is the top one student
ian may potential maging scholar
jay: oo, and kami ang barogaygay academy
all: waaah!
random @ the vanglenish: gusto mong pagnasahan ka ni alvin?
jay in a high-pitched voice "but he's my big sister"
random talkjay in his conio voice: paki-capslock nga, "EEWW!"
on sexual harassment/child abusefg in his conio talk: yes let us draw the line
fishy-fishy@the van, jay making kwento, leading to the joke at alvin
alvin no reaction, looks like he's looking outside
jay: wooo.. si alvin kunwari di umiimik
alvin: natutulog ako no
jay: ay ganun, para ka palang isda! natutulog ng bukas ang mata.
liwayway@the house, glenish making daring poses
background: grabeh, pang-fhm (sarcastic)
glenish: hindeh, pang-liwayway magazine to, magoopen to publication uli, first edition ako.
night shiftsunday night @ a pangasinan stop over, to buy its famous bagoong by the side of the road
tupig vendors calmoring the van, especially fg who was the one who went out
vendor: mam bili na po kayo
sweet: ay sige po, thank you na lang
vendor being persistent
me mej nakukulitan
sweet: ay sorry po, hindi ako bibili
vendor: sige na po, para bueno mano po kayo
sweet: bueno mano, ay, night shift kayo?
veggie@palengke, mace, fg and alvin looking for a cauliflower, to no avail
mace in her high-pitched tone: ayyy...
alvin teasing mace: wala akong makitang cauliflower, naiiyak na ko
small talkglenish: pwede naman yun di ba? work from home... from baguio...
centrumthe new team manager telling the team before friday ended
manager: bawal magkasakit, walang magssick leave on monday ha...
*everyone gettin hints of being tired and sick...*
wow mali@mines view
harold suot and kanyang hood naglalakad, may tinitingnan merchandise
ate tinawag na miss si harold, napagkamalang girl
harold: gusto mong saksakin kita jan
uyyy... defensive! joke ;p
change control@the house, fg roasting some eggplants and learning how to correctly do it
selle, busy preparing the food
fg giving the nth eggplant: o selle, pwede na ba to?
* selle peeling the skin of the eggplant *
selle: nako, hilaw pa to fg, kulang sa quality control to
cricel: nako, defect, magkaka-schedule variance, ipa-change control na yan
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